Which Classic Bombshell Are You? |
Sofia Loren You are Sofia Loren. You have been through alot, but from pain comes beauty. Inside and out. You brighten peoples lives, while there is something forgein about you. |
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27 February 2009
Teen Story - Chapter 1
This is a story about a girl.
Chapter 1
She woke up and looked in the mirror. She was really putting on weight. What could she do?! She had no idea. She decided to go on a diet. From now on no snacks between meals. She will eat salads and become a vegetarian. They are meant to be healthier. She is going to join up to a few clubs to do more exercise. That would be better.
Her parents were not so sure about the salads or the vegetarianism but they liked the clubs idea because they wanted her to make more friends. Well - I say more - she did not really have any.
Her name was Cheryl, Cheryl Green. She decided to join a pilates club, yoga club, karate club, gymnastics club and book club to make new friends. She would go to pilates on Monday, Yoga club on Wednesday, Karate club on Friday, Gymnastics club on Saturday, Book club on Sunday.
On Monday she headed to palatese. She was supposed to wear baggy, comfortable clothes for this and yoga. She decided to buy herself three new tracksuits. She got blue, pink and purple jogging bottoms and matching tops from Nike with their tick on. They were from their really cool, new range.
She headed to the club with her new tracksuit and lime green hoody and new Nike trainers that were mostly white with lime green. She was extremely nervous. Would anyone like her? Would they think she was fat? When she arrived a smiley American women confronted her with a handshake. She felt giddy. This women was the perfect shape. She was completely fabulous looking and absolutely gorgeous.
"Now you just join us here...?"
"Cheryl," she told her, "Cheryl Green."
"Hello Cheryl," she had her Californian twang, she gripped Cheryl's hand so tightly all the blood ran out of it and her mouth opened in shock, horror and pain, "I'm Natalie, Natalie Portman. I'm gonna be your teacher t'day!"
She guffawed and tried to hold it in, gulping with the pressure, "Are you serious?!"
"Yes! What's wrong with Natalie?!" she crossed her arms, her cheery brows furrowing.
"Oh n-n-n-nothing is wrong with Natalie," her eyes welled up with tears, "It's j-just-" a tear was a bout to run down her face.
Natalie hugged her so tightly she could not breath until she let go and Cheryl breathed out, "Don't cry! There there!" she was patted on the back like a baby but with the force of a chimpanzee.
Her eyes were watering with pain.
"Try and calm down and then we'll get started. Right everyone," she suddenly got louder, "Today we have a new member called," this always made her hate teachers at school, not a good start, should she just leave, "Cheryl. Everyone be nice and Maxine, you will get her started and explain anything she doesn't understand, OK? Let's go, it'll be fun, don't worry Cheryl, I can see that look on your face. A 1-2-3 a 1-2-3-4!" she pressed the old stereo on that was sitting on a shelf by the door.
Suddenly Cheryl was horrified, she had just glanced at the huge mirror walls they would be staring into as they exercised away. What would she do? She would be able to see her whole fat self in the mirror!
The music came on and it was a new track from Paramore.
'How up to date is this class!' thought Cheryl, 'I wonder if half of these women have even heard of this.
"Good choice Natalie!" she called out to the teacher.
She started sweating profusely and panting. She was so out of shape. Maxine who was of a similar age to her was smiling at Cheryl encouragingly and Maxine was quite skinny.
After the lesson they were both toweling down in the changing room. They both went for a shower and Cheryl saw how skinny Maxine really was. She was really toned. Cheryl wanted to know how she got so fit so she asked her.
"How do you keep so fit?!" asked Cheryl.
"Oh, thank you! I just do lots of exercise. You want to tone up, do you?" she queried.
"Yes."
"Well stick with me kid and you'll go far!" she did a fake American accent like their teacher.
They both spurtled laughter.
From that moment when their eyes met they were mates.
26 February 2009
Teen Quiz
Do you want to be an emo, goth, ned, plastic, nerd, arty or jock?
Q1) What would you wear?
a) Black, red, blue and purple.
b) Black
c) Tartan in brown, blue or pink on caps and tracksuits.
d) Pink or other girly coloured mini skirts, tight t-shirts and high heels. Sometimes dresses.
e) Shirts, smart trousers, glasses, braces and shoes that look like your dad should be wearing them.
f) Flamboyant, original clothes, maybe made yourself or changed and bright colours.
g) Sports gear like ice-hockey or football tops and track suit bottoms or jeans, always trainers.
Q2) What colour hair would be perfect for you?
a) Black or brown
b) Black
c) It doesn't matter, only would dye it bleach blond
d) Brown, blonde, black or ginger, no unnatural colours
e) No dyes
f) Pink streaks, bright coloured dips or bright red hair
g) Nothing dyed unless it's a natural colour
Q3) Would you wear any make-up?
a) Eyeliner and black nail polish
b) Eyeliner, black nail polish and white foundation for the girls
c) The girls might wear thick mascara, eyeliner and lip gloss
d) Foundation, concealer, highlighter, lip gloss, blusher and eye-shadow
e) Girls would maybe wear clear mascara and lip gloss
f) Anything as long as it is unheard of or something only people like David Bowie would do, not all of the boys would take part in this
g) No way man!
Q4) How would you act?
a) Stay in a a huddle, might be a bit suicidal or depressed, mostly just like emo rock which stands for emotive rock. Loves bands like My Chemical Romance or Bullet For My Valentine
b) Love heavy metal like Suffocation and Black Tide. Are very calm and would never fight anyone even if they beat you up. Always in the mosh pit beating people up and head banging at gigs.
c) Really aggressive, hates emos and goths. Think they are weirdos who all commit suicide (not true)! Listen to ned beats.
d) Like pop or light rock. Are two-faced, gossips. Can not go out without make-up on. Are fake and only care about being popular.
e) Are shy and love computer games and Science and Maths. Are not very good at talking to the opposite sex (or the same depending on preference). Often have spotty skin and love jumpers.
f) Are very confident in their own skin. Are very creative, into art or maybe music or writing. HAve a very close-knit set of friends who can always rely on each other.
g) Love sport more than anything. Are quite jokey and like having a laugh. Very competitive. Keep fit. Always lively and bouncy personality. Often they are quite loud people.
Q5) Who would you love to go out with?
a) A girl or boy who is into emotive rock. Who plays an instrument preferably. Who will get on well with my friends.
b) Someone who likes the way I look. Who loves heavy metal and jumping in at the mosh pits.
c) Someone who can calm me down who doesn't like goths and emos. Someone who loves football.
d) Someone handsome who is popular. Have to like pop. Have to be fit. Must be fashionable. It is a priority that they are charming.
e) Someone who is not too loud. They have to love gaming, Star Trek, Maths and Science. Must be cute.
f) Someone who has a soul. Have to be confident.
g) Someone who is into sport even if they don't play. Has to be fit and good looking.
Q6) What would be your favourite present?
a) A My Chemical Romance CD
b) Black Tide concert tickets
c) Tracksuit
d) Make-up set or sunglasses
e) Call of Duty 3
f) A paint set
g) A football or other type of sport ball or puck
Mostly a)s=Emo
You are an emo. You love painting your nails black. You can not live without eye-liner. You enjoy straightening your hair. Maybe you have a peekaboo fringe. You probably have black hair or at least brown. You are into emotive rock. Chavs don't like you. You do not hate them though. You always wear dark clothes, mainly black. You might play an instrument or sing. You would love to go out with someone who shares your love of music and emo rock.
Mostly b)s=Goth
You are a goth. You love wearing black and heavy metal. Your fave band might be Suffocation or Black Tide. You enjoy going to rock contests and rocking out in the mosh pits. You might be in a band. You have black or another kind of dark hair probably. You may wear eyeliner, have black nails and wear white foundation. You would love to go out with someone who would go to contest with you and was a heavy metal fan.
Mostly c)s=Ned
You're a ned. You can be a bit aggressive. You hate emos and goths. People may think you are a yob. You love wearing tracksuits and caps with tartan on. You love ned beats. You may be into going to footy matches and cheering on your team. You would want to go out with someone who shared your loves and hates.
Mostly d)s=Plastics
You are a plastic. You are superficial and popular. You are fake and two-faced. You need to change your ways. All you care about is being popular. You do not have any real friends no matter how popular you are. You love pop and make-up. You enjoy preening yourself. You would want to go out with a jock.
Mostly e)s=Geeks
You are a geek. You are a nerd. You love playing computer games, Battle Star Galactica, Science and Maths. You like wearing glasses, braces, jumpers, shirts, smart trousers and shoes your dad should be wearing. Right now you are actually fashionable because of Ugly Betty! Fashion people just don't get that they are being made fun of. You would want to go out with someone who would join you at science fairs and like gaming.
Mostly f)s=Arty
You are an arty. You love painting, drawing, playing an instrument or writing. You wear wild clothes that show off your character. You are very confident about who you are. You enjoy being creative. You love sifting through art galleries. You may be into jazz. You are the most confident out of these teenage tribes. You would want to go out with someone who shared one of your passions and would take you round a gallery on your date.
Mostly g)s=Jock
You're a jock. Your life is ruled by sport. You are fit, charismatic and love to have a laugh. You enjoy showing off. You are extremely competitive. You like keeping fit. You would be no where without your sport. it is your identity. You might want to focus less on being popular and more on making friends. You would enjoy going out with a plastic.
Red Nose Day
I think everyone should try and at least give some money to Comic Relief for Red Nose Day if not raise some money. I have been baking cakes, going to have a scratch card and maybe get sponsored for something. Also my family and I have been buying t-shirts, red noses and pens. I want to get Jamie Oliver's new book for Comic Relief. It's on my wish list.
So get raising money and do something funny for money! If I can you definitely can too.
25 February 2009
Dream Story - Part 25
I am going to a carnival! I am so ecstatic. I am also taking part. I am going to be one of the carnival girls with the beautiful dresses and the big head dresses. I will be dancing through the carnival all day. Mandy is coming to cheer me on as Roger is at work and Freddy is on holiday. Roger is covering his first story in Florida, (lucky sod). I was dancing and having a great time. The music was so loud and the costumes so bright and colourful. People were palying drums, breathing fire and walking on stilts. Everyone had come to watch from far and near. People were looking out over us above us from their windows and balconies.
I had a lovely surprise that day. My mum and dad had come to America to see me!
"Mum! Dad!" I called as I passed them in the carnival.
I had just enough time to grab my mum's hands and then I had passed her. Now New York really felt like home. I was loving it and knew the fun would never stop. My adventure had just begun.
THE END
Ros
Spooks -Which spy are you? |
Ros Myers You are a top MI5 agent. You are one of the oldest ones there apart from Harry because all the other ones have died. You are extremely tough. You can make a gadget out of anything. You can beat up or kill someone better than all the guys. You sometimes seem a bit shady like you are on another side but actually you are just finding out information from another side. You are the toughest agent. You are Senior Case Officer. |
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24 February 2009
Dream Story - Part 24
I miss my mum! She came over today and made me a roast dinner. It was lovely. We had a girly chat and watched Mamma Mia which I got her for Christmas.
Freddy came over yesterday and we had a little football game with Roger and Mandy. It was very fun although I did feel a little awkward when I saw some flirting between Mandy and Freddy. She assures me it will not go anywhere though.
"He's your ex, you shouldn't mind!" Roger tells me as we are walking through the park.
"Isn't there that rule about going out with people's exs?"
"No! That's for weird, strangely jealous people! get a grip! I thought you didn't like him any more?" he looked concerned.
"I thought I did and just wanted to be friends but now I'm not so sure," I bit my lip.
"It's just jealousy. You'll get over it eventually and then you'll be sky high and heading onto better things!" he rubbed my back.
"I feel like a baby!" I said, "How is match.com working out?" I asked.
"It's not so good. Loads of women keep trying to chat me up. One said, 'If I meet the right one.' I mean, what is that?!" he put his hands out in front of him, palms up, his elbows near his stomach.
"No cute guys then?"
"No. They are all middle-aged women."
He seemed down in the dumps so I tried to cheer him up by buying him an ice-cream drink.
"Aw, thanks doll, you didn't need to!"
Roger and I have decided to adopt a dog together. It will be an Old English Sheepdog Puppy since we both love them and a dog at the pound just gave birth. It's a boy. It's very shy and adorable! We both love him and have named him Harry. How cute!
Emma Pierson - Anna
Which Hotel Babylon character are you? |
Anna Thornton-Wilton You are the head secretary. You are meant to be friendly and flirty with all the guests but you do not always manage that. You can be very snooty. You think you are a higher class when in fact you are not! You have fabulous dress sense. You are always looking for a guest with lots of money who will sweep you off your feet so you can stay in the hotel instead of work in it. |
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