Dream Story - Part 18

My parents sign of accepting my move is to betroth me their cutlery! How odd. Just like my family. They still have their best set for special occasions and they are going to buy a new normal set. So for now they will be eating with fancy cutlery. So we were using that cutlery when we ate the pesto pasta.
Apparently my mum will miss me for fashion advice. Glad that is all she is missing. dad says he wants to make sure I can cook before I leave so he is teaching me and he has given me a 'Students Guide to Cookery' book. Thanks Dad! The first thing he is going to teach me is spaghetti bolognese. no surprise.
I wish I had Five so I could watch Neighbours. I like seeing all the trashy programmes and soaps. I turn on the television to see Hollyoaks, Eastenders, Coronation St., Emmerdale, ooh and especially Doctors, I love that! Also, um, Shipwrecked 2009, Strictly Come Dancing, Dancing On Ice and that new one for Red Nose Day with the celebrities doing famous dances. I can not wait to see Jo Brand doing 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' in her skirt and pigtails!
I have been reading Dawn French's 'Dear Fatty' which is very good. Very funny. I had no idea that was what she called Jennifer Saunders. Freddy told me on email that he was reading '101 Great Cuts' and wants to try one out on me. I am terrified! He says he wants to give me a bob that graduates up at the back and a long fringe which finishes just above my eyelashes. It sounds quite nice actually but I am not sure he is actually any good at cutting hair yet. I mean, he was still only sweeping hair at Hair Gloop.